Currently arguing with my mom, AND SHE NEEDS UR HELP!!!

MY CURRENT ARGUMENT WITH MY MOM...

"She's pretty much upset about my view in life, because (pretty much) every time she tries to school me on the Bible, I answer her right back with something that puts her in her place...

(for example, last argument we had, she said she would NEVER learn anything that's not in the bible... and I asked her "so, u know 1+1=2, right? THATS MATHEMATICS AND THATS NOT IN THE BIBLE... so how do u know that? are u LYING NOW?!" )

of course, I do it to joke around with my dear old mom... since I take everything VERY light hearted, but she gets PISSED OFF, so right now, i'm winning, and i'm letting YOU GUYS help her out...

HERE'S MY POINTS TO MY ARGUMENT, she's mad at my sister because my lil sister stopped believing PERIOD... I'm just not religious, but believe in God. I told her, "if u can explain these, which I can go allll day noting these down, then I think you'll be able to reach ur daughter again..."

ALL I TOLD HER TO DO WAS EXPLAIN THESE 7 CONTRADICTIONS I FOUND... so far, she's just staring at me, really pissed off...

(1)
2 Kings 2:11 As they were walking along and talking together, suddenly a chariot of fire and horses of fire appeared and separated the two of them, and Elijah went up to heaven in a whirlwind.

John 3:13 No one has ever gone into heaven except the one who came from heaven—the Son of Man.


(2)
Numbers 23:19 God is not a man, that he should lie, nor a son of man, that he should change his mind.

Exodus 32:14 Then the Lord relented and did not bring on his people the disaster he had threatened.


(3)
Ephesians 2:8-9 For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith . . . not by works.

James 2:14-17 What good is it, my brothers, if a man claims to have faith but has no deeds? Can such faith save him? . . . Faith by itself, if it is not accompanied by action, is dead.

Revelation 22:12 Behold, I am coming soon! My reward is with me, and I will give to everyone according to what he has done.



(4) (Jesus speaking)
Matthew 5:16 Let your light shine before men, that they may see your good deeds and praise your father in heaven.

Matthew 6:1 Be careful not to do your ‘acts of righteousness’ before men, to be seen by them.



(5) (Jesus speaking)
John 14:27 Peace I leave with you; my peace I give you.

Matthew 10:34 Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I did not come to bring peace, but a sword.



(6)
Genesis 32:30 So Jacob called the place Peniel, saying, “It is because I saw God face to face, and my life was preserved.”

Exodus 33:11 The Lord would speak to Moses face to face, as a man speaks with his friend.

John 1:18 No one has ever seen God.


(7) (Jesus speaking)
John 5:31 If I testify about myself, my testimony is not valid.

John 8:14 Even if I testify on my own behalf, my testimony is valid.


-She's having a hard time explaining these... can someone help her please?!