I can prove to you, how WEED CAN MAKE YOU SMART!!!
THE REASON WHY PEOPLE ARE SAD, MAD, OR FEEL ANY FEELING IS DUE TO PROBLEMS...
YOUR PROBLEMS...
-GAS PRICES KEEP GOING UP
-MORE TAXES ARE STARTING TO APPEAR
-THEY'RE TAKING MORE OF OUR MONEY (EXTRA TAXES)
-PRICES ARE GOING UP (INFLATION)
-I GET A COUPLE DOLLAR RAISE...
THE BOTTOM LINE IS, everybody is getting upset and mad, because PRICES ARE GOING UP, MORE TAXES ARE POPPIN UP, WHICH MEANS MORE OF OUR MONEY HAS TO BE GIVEN UP (for some reason) SO PRICES GO UP, AND WE HAVE LESS MONEY...
I remember back in 1998, when I STARTED DRIVING AT THE AGE OF 16, in high school... looking at the SUPREME gas price... it USED TO BE $1.13 a gallon.. and I remember thinking "DAMN, WHAT KINDA RICH MOTHERFUCKER CAN PUT $1.13 IN THEIR CAR, WOW... fuck that, $.89 a gallon for me please!!! fuck them rich motherfuckers..."
NOW WE PAY $2.43 NOW... FOR THE CHEAPEST GAS... THATS ALMOST 3 TIMES HIGHER.. WTF!!!
wait, ARENT WE IN WAR RIGHT NOW??!?! AND ISN'T "WAR SUPPOSED TO SPEED UP THE ECONOMY?!"
LOL... OH REALLY?!?!?! THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE GAS PRICES, TAX, STAMPS AND EVERYTHING KEEP GETTING MORE EXPENSIVE, WHY ARE WE IN A RECESSION!!!!
idk about you... but if someone says something, and it does the EXACT OPPOSITE... THATS CALLED A FUCKING LIE!!!! lol
THEY LIED!!! because if they were telling the TRUTH, we'd ALL BE RICHER, MORE PAID, MORE JOBS, BLAH BLAH BLAH, RIGHT?
let me put it this way... if I GET MARRIED, AND I TELL MY WIFE I WILL LOVE AND HONOR AND CHERISH HER.. AND AS SOON AS SHE SAYS "I DO", i SLAP HER IN THE FACE, run to her HOT ASS COUSIN, AND FUCK HER, IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY AT THE CHURCH... ...DOGGYSTYLE.... everybody would get mad... "HEY, I'M NOT FUCKING THIS GIRL IN FRONT OF YOU, I'M HONORING AND CHERISHING AND LOVING MY WIFE.. SHE'S OVER THERE! LOOK! (wave) HI HONEY!!! I LOVE YOU!!! oh yea, where was i? oh yea! u like that shit, dont u, cousin of my wife!!!" LMAO LMFAO!!!!!
ok, THAT WOULD BE ME LYING TO EVERYBODY AT THE WEDDING, NO SHIT, DUR, RIGHT???
ok... SO WHY ARE U NOT MAD THAT????
-WAR SPEEDS UP THE ECONOMY! (no it doesnt, it makes a recession, like WE ARE RIGHT NOW)
-THE OLDER, THE WISER! (um, no, my mom has NO CLUE how Trigonometry works, and she's double my age... she should know quantum physics by now, if that was true.... and all old people on social security should be the smartest people on the planet, sadly, its the opposite... complete opposite...)
-"I'LL GET THE TROOPS BACK IN 6 MONTHS, I PROMISE!!!" -PRESIDENT OBAMA BEFORE ELECTION (um, yea... we're there until 2011.. YOU just told me LAST WEEK, which makes you a liar...)
BASICALLY, WE ARE ALWAYS GETTING LIED TO, BUT WE DONT SEE IT, LMAO... WOW.......
so WHY IS MARIJUANA ILLEGAL?
-MARIJUANA IS A DRUG!!! IT LEADS TO OTHER DRUGS!!! ("marijuana" is the name of a wild tabacco that grown in mexico...)
SO WHO CHANGED THE MEANING OF MARIJUANA, FROM A WILD TABACCO GROWING IN MEXICO... TO THE CANNIBUS PLANT?
hmm... A SIMPLE HISTORY LESSON WILL SHOW THAT THE GUY WHO NAMED CANNIBUS "MARIJUANA" ALSO OWNED NEWSPAPER COMPANYS, BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY, HE ALSO OWNED ALOT OF PAPER MILLS (paper mills is a place or factory where paper is made.. for u dumb people that dont know shit.. there, i saved u the emberassment...)
so the guy that named marijuan owns alot of paper factories, SO WHAT...
WELL, BEFORE PAPER, WE USED TO USE HEMP.. what is HEMP??? it THE SHIT THAT THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE IS LITERALLY WROTE ON!!!!!! (bet u didnt know that, either, huh? lol)
so, back in the day, we were ALL going to convert to using hemp for EVERYTHING... IT EVEN CAME OUT ON POPULAR SCIENCE "HEMP: THE NEXT MILLION DOLLAR INDUSTRY!!!" (look it up, this is all true..)
so, if we dont use PAPER anymore, and we use HEMP PAPER... WHO DOES THAT MAKE LOSE MONEY.. HMMM.. PAPER COMPANIES... AND WHO OWNS PAPER COMPANIES? OH, THE SAME GUY THAT STARTED THE CAMPAIGN THAT LED TO OUTLAW CANNIBUS, THEREFOR, NOT LOSING MILLIONS OF DOLLARS, DUE TO HIS PAPER COMPANIES BEING SHUT DOWN... HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!
DOESNT THAT SOUND KINDA FISHY TO ANYBODY?!?!
lol...
so, we outlawed "WEED" therefore, outlawing, HEMP... even tho in WW2, we used HEMP TO MAKE ALL THE PARACHUTES OUR SOLDIERS USED... try to sell me a PAPER PARACHUTE, i will slap you... SO HEMP HAD MORE USES THAN PAPER... and paper got rid of it.. hmmm
WEED is JUST THAT, A WEED... IT GROWS EVERYWHERE... THATS WHY IT WAS GOING TO BE SO EASY TO MAKE MONEY OFF OF IT...
to make paper, WE DESTROY TREES...
and WE COULD BE USING WEEDS... but instead, just BUY A SPRAY AT THE STORE THAT KILLS THAT PLANT...
...wow...
so we're told "HEY, YOU CAN SMOKE, AND DRINK ALCOHOL, THATS PERFECTLY LEGAL... " OH.. OK!!!! lol
lets see... NOT ONE RECORDED DEATH HAS BEEN RECORDED, JUST FROM SMOKING CANNIBUS, NOT ONE, EVER.. EVVVVERR!!! THERE ARE NO RECORDS IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND THAT DIRECTLY LINKS A DEATH TO SMOKING TOO MUCH CANNIBUS... IT'S MEDICALLY IMPOSSIBLE...
but lets look at ALCOHOL AND DRINKING...
I dont think I have to go into the statistics.. both alcohol and drinking can be caused to directly be the cause of some cancers, and even deaths, due to poisoning... DID U JUST HEAR ME? ALCOHOL POISONING.. POISON BEING THE KEY WORD!!!
it's CALLED A POISON.. ...but its OK FOR ME TO DRINK?!?! JUST NOT TOOOO MUCH OF IT?!?! CUZ IT'LL KILL ME?!??
wow.. AND THAT'S LEGAL????
so WHO TELLS US MARIJUANA IS BAD? hmm.. the D.A.R.E. progroams or G.R.E.A.T. programs brought to us by the "no drugs for a better america" people... well, WHO GIVES THEM THE MONEY TO DO ALL THAT?
oh,um BUDWEISER AND MARLBORO AND OTHER CIGARETTE AND ALCOHOL companies... HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!
THAT SOUNDS KINDA FISHY, DONT U THINK??? the people that KILL PEOPLE are LYING and saying something else is BAD!!!
IF ALCOHOL AND CIGARETTES ARE KILLING PEOPLE... WHY ISN'T ANYBODY IN JAIL?!?! killing ONE person is BAD!!! but kill THOUSANDS.. THATS OK?!?!?!!?
so, lets look at this "drug" right... it's CHEAPER than cigarettes and alcohol, NATURALLY GROWS, which means, NO ONE HAS TO MAKE IT, ITS JUST THERE, lol... LAST LONGER THAN BEER OR ALCOHOL... DOESN'T KILL YOU... ISN'T ADDICTING...
so let me get this straight...
-YEA, CIGARETTES WILL CAUSE CANCER AND YOU WILL DIE!!! but its ok, USE THAT!
-YEA, ALCOHOL CAN CAUSE ALCOHOL POISONING AND YOU WILL DIE!!!! buts its ok, USE THAT!
-"WEED" MAKES YOU FOCUS ON THE OBVIOUS, MAKES YOU MORE ALERT OF YOUR SURROUNDING, DOESN'T KILL YOU, IS CHEAPER, MAKES YOU HAPPY, LAST LONGER... yea!!! it does!!! but thats bad!!!!!! lets make it illegal!!!
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS ASK WHY, AND U WILL SEE THIS IS KINDA FISHY...
"WEED IS ILLEGAL!!!"
-why tho?
"BECAUSE IT IS!!!!"
-but WHY... ...does it kill anybody if you do too much?
"NO!!!!! BUT IT'S ILLEGAL!!!"
-but what about alcohol... that DOES kill you if you drink too much...
"YEA.... ...UM.. BUT THATS OK!!!! WEED'S STILL ILLEGAL!!!!"
-ummmm... really? you'd think it'd be the opposite... isn't KILLING AGAINST THE LAW?!?!"
"YEA.. .BUT ITS STILL OK! LEGAL!!!! WEED ILLEGAL!!!"
-hmmm.. ok, so why is it illegal tho? WHY? WHAT IS BAD ABOUT IT? is it ADDICTING?
"NO, NOT MEDICALLY, AND ANY MEDICAL PERSONAL WILL TELL YOU THAT"
-OK... so um... doesn't cigarettes contain NICOTINE? and isnt that PROVEN to make cigarettes addicting?
"YEA... BUT THATS LEGAL!!!!"
-...ok isn't that a bad thing? aren't there alot of poisons in cigarettes, and doesnt it cause cancer????
"YEA, IT DOES!!!!"
-and they just said its addicting...
"YES THEY DID!!!"
-but thats legal?
"YES!!! CIGARETTES ARE LEGAL, WEED IS ILLEGAL!!!!!!"
-...so isn't KILLING AGAINST THE LAW? SCIENTIFICALLY, they KNOW it will kill people, and that it's ADDICTING, and it'll KILL YOU eventually? THAT SOUNDS INSANE!!!! are you going to arrest them? they just confessed to murder!!!
"YEA I KNOW, BUT I CANT ARREST THEM"
-but they just confessed to killing THOUSANDS OF AMERICAN AND PEOPLE WORLDWIDE, PEOPLE DIED, AND IT WAS LINKED TO THEIR PRODUCT, AND NO ONE'S IN JAIL??? BUT IF I KILL 1 DUDE, I GET THE DEATH PENALTY??? ARE U SERIOUS?!!?!
ok... so who pays for all this research that is MEDICALLY, AND PHYSICALLY INACCURATE... against marijuana?
"THE CIGARETTES AND ALCOHOL COMPANIES.."
-um helllloooooo?!?!?!?!? did u not just hear what u just said, WHY ISN'T ANYBODY GETTING ARRESTED, IF PEOPLE ARE BEING MURDERED, AND (the craziest part) PAYING TO GET MURDERED!!!!
wow... what a GREAT SOCIETY... where the OBVIOUS is ignored....
IT'S NOT A DRUG, IT WONT KILL YOU, ITS NOT ADDICTING..
"well IT RUINED MY BROTHERS LIFE.. WEED RUINED IT.."
REALLLLLY?! WEED DID? THAT'S WHAT MADE HIM GO OVER THE EDGE??? WEEDDD????
how the fuck does THAT HAPPEN.. "OH NO! I'M ON WEED, LIFE IS TOO HAPPY, I'M EATING TOO MUCH FOOD!!! HOW HORRIBLE, BEING ON WEED!!!"
LMAO.. A PLANT MADE UR BROTHER LOSE IT.. woooooww...
"WELL, WEED MADE HIM FAT AND STUPID...."
no!!! your brother is JUST FAT AND STUPID!!!! THATS IT!!! if it wasn't weed, it woulda been CHEESEBURGERS, JACKING OFF, GAMBLING OR PORN!!!!
YOUR BROTHER IS A FUCKING LOSER, YOU KNEW IT WHEN HE WAS IN 2ND GRADE, AND CAME HOME WITH A MACARONI DRAWING OF YOU AND SAID "LOOK, THIS IS YOU!!!" wow... that DOES not look like me, you are STUPID!!!
"IT MAKES YOU LAZY!!!"
no.. YOU'RE LAZY!!!
IM a teacher, club promoter, got 2 kids, and run a radio show...
you go to work and go home...
YEA, THATS NOT ACCURATE... IF IT CAUSED LAZINESS, I'D BE JUST LIKE YOU ARE NOW...
if YOU'RE SO PISSED OFF AT THE WORLD... IF YOU HATE YOUR JOB, AND YOUR BILLS ARE PILING UP... AND YOU'RE MAD?
OUR MONEY IS CUT IN 1/3RD OF ITS VALUE, AND MORE OF IT IS BEING TAKEN AWAY...
IF YOU SMOKE, YOU WILL REALIZE SHIT LIKE "WHOA... I'M ON A PLANET, lmao... "
THINK ABOUT THAT... WE ARE ON A ROCK, FLOATING THROUGH INFINITY OF SPACE, THE EARTH ROTATES 66,660 MILES AN HOUR THRU SPACE....
and ur worried about who's going to get kicked off of "for the love of Ray J"...
lmao...
it makes you say "FUCK, there's nothing I can do, OH WELL"
you DONT HAVE MONEY to pay the bills.. so what do u do? GO BUY A 6 PACK OF BEER AND FIND NO SOLUTION...
but if you SMOKE... u would been like "they want money... there is no money until friday when i get paid.. so there's NOTHING I CAN DO UNTIL FRIDAY... there is NO POINT in me getting MAD, ITS A MATTER OF TIME, AND I CANNOT CONTROL TIME, CUZ I AM NOT GOD!!!! " lmao.. THEY CALL U ASKING FOR THEIR MONEY, AND U ALREADY TOLD THEM FRIDAY... WHAT DO THEY EXPECT YOU TO DO?! BEND TIME AND SPACE?!?! hello, my name is not ALBERT EINSTEIN, I CANT DO THAT... "
YOUR PRIORITIES WILL CHANGE, THE REAL IMPORTANT SHIT WILL STICK, EVERYTHING ELSE THAT SUCKS WILL GO AWAY...
PEOPLE GET THEIR CAR REPO'D.. KNOWN THAT ITS GONNA HAPPEN, AND JUST STRESS OUT.. hello stupid?!?! why didnt u get ANOTHER CHEAPER CAR, WHILE U STILL HAD GOOD CREDIT!!! NOW U HAVE BAD CREDIT, AND NO CAR, AND ALL THE MONEY YOU DID HAVE, YOU GAVE TO A COMNPANY THAT YOU KNEW, NO MATTER WHAT, YOU WEREN'T GOING TO BE ABLE TO PICK UP THE CAR...
so now, BECAUSE U DIDNT LOOK AT THE OBVIOUS... lmao... instead of being with BAD CREDIT AND A CAR... ur with BAD CREDIT.. AND NO CAR!!!!
WAY TO THINK THERE BUDDY!!! GOOD JOB ALCOHOL AND TABACCO!!! THEY DIDN'T HELP YOU REALIZE THE OBVIOUS, THERE DID YOU?!!!!
LOL...
look, if you have problems, and CANT FIND THE ANSWERS... I GUARANTEE U, a rillo will put that ALL IN ORDER FOR U...
people say weed makes you stupid, from what i've seen, it POINTS OUT THE OBVIOUS...
YOU YOURSELF ARE TOO STUCK IN YOUR OWN LITTLE WORLD TO LOOK AT THE BIG PICTURE... THAT WE ARE A RACE OF BEINGS, ON A PLANET, FLOATING THRU SPACE, NOT KNOWING WTF IS GOING ON WITH ANYTHING, WE ARE ALL CLUELESS AND STUPID..
I'M A DUMBASS, BECAUSE I AM 26, AND I HAVE DONE NO RESEARCH INTO ANY SHIT EVER, I JUST GO OFF OF WHAT THE NEWS SAYS.. THATS IT... I HAVE NO CLUE HOW THE FUCK TO MAKE MY OWN CELL PHONE, MUCH LESS, HOW "TOUCH SCREEN" WORKS.. .BUT WE ALL THINK WE'RE SMART CUZ WE CAN USE IT..
WE'RE ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL STUPID!!!
DO U EVEN KNOW HOW TO MAKE PLASTIC?!? CAN U EVEN MAKE FIRE WITHOUT A STOVE, MATCH, OR LIGHTER? CAN U MAKE FIRE JUST USING WOOD?!!? lol.. no, ur stupid!!!
...BUT NO ONE SEES IT..
IS THAT WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO KEEP US AWAY FROM? BEING ABLE TO SEE THE OBVIOUS?
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM..... HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!
sounds kinda fishy to me, guys... that's all i'm saying...
all i know is, i'm broke just like everybody else, i'm struggling, just like everybody else, i'm doing all i can, just like everybody else, but I'M COMPLETELY HAPPY, while ur miserable.. and i'm OUTDOING MOST PEOPLE...
simply because THEY DONT THINK...
light one up... and then try to figure out ur problems, and see what kind of ideas u think of.. U'D BE SURPRISED OF SOME OF THE SHIT U THINK OF, WHEN U JUST FOCUS AND LOOK AT THE OBVIOUS... lol...
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