I know I talk about it alot, but I think it's about time to OPENLY state this... i guess for personal and humorous reasons... but this is what I believe you guys... because 1)it's ALOT more interesting that my old beliefs 2)all the proof around this 3)well, shit, just TRY to disprove my new belief... and look at the results you'll get.. alright, here goes
MY NEW BELIEF:
So, like, back in the day... Aliens came to this planet... and started mining for Gold n shit, right? so after a worker's revolt, they were just like "yo, we're like, totally bad asses and smart n shit, why dont we just CLONE little miniture versions of US, and make little stupid alien clone slaves, to mine all these natural resources off of this planet we just came to... and take it back to our home planet of Nibiru... let's make them IN OUR IMAGE... humanoid... as in, not a dog, but something that can actually do work like US... ("made in the image of our creator")
so after the Earth and Nibiru started to pull away, due to different rotations around the sun, they left, but left some of themselves behind... they were called by many names.. .the Reptilians, the Annunaki, the bible refers to them as "Children of the nephilim" (david vs. Goliath, Goliath was NOT human, he was a "giant," that's kinda accepted religion wise, no?)
so these original aliens, fucked the clones (aka us) and made a hybrid species, as in half alien, half human... and these hybrids have been used to control the normal people, by tricking them, into LITERALLY believing myths and training them not to think for themselves, just listen and accept what they're told... (these are called the "Elite," the illuminati or reptilian bloodlines... )
AT ONE POINT, ACCROSS THE GLOBE, IT WAS SOCIALLY ACCEPTED THAT HUMANS WERE ALL DESCENDENTS OF REPTILIAN ALIENS... (the Iriquoix means "serpeant", the hindus have "Nagas", christians deceived by a "talking snake" the african shamans and australian aboriganees believe that they were direct decendants from serpeants, the Mayans believed in Quexocatl, a flyin serpeant, born on Dec 25th, died n ressurected after 3 days... the chinese believe we are from dragons... every single culture, no matter what, at one point, believed that we came from alien serpeants)
So now, they're taking over, deleting every type of factual history of them, what better way to hide than not be known about, right? while other people are coming forward, actually doing research into the human existance, by looking at historical artifacts... and trying to tell people "yo, i think we've been lied to, this shit didn't really go down the way we were told!" and those people are considered the WEIRD ones...
so yep, this is what I believe now, u guys... we are all just simply cloned aliens slaves, that were left on this planet, but not by ourselves... and we are being controlled in every single way possible, like cattle or sheep... and we dont even know it... (why is there not a movie made about this?? lol, this is like, the most AWESOMEST PLOT EVER)
and BEFORE PEOPLE START TELLING ME "OMG, UR SO FUCKING STUPID AND CRAZY FOR BELIEVING IN SUCH A RIDICULOUS STORY!!!"
Let me remind you, that 110 million people worldwide believe that a cosmic jewish zombie, who was his own dad, can make you live forever, if you symbolically eat his flesh, and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul, that is present in ALL humans, because a long time ago, a rib-woman was convinced, by a talking snake, to eat from a magical tree... yea that makes PERFECT sense...
lol... I hope this was entertaining to you guys, but you guys don't have to look far to get a better explanation or a chance to prove me wrong, here you go...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kv2l93v4v0g
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